Kai-chan wrote: <<*ROTFL* Or Phantom!! Phantom: I call upon the power of ten tigers!! Tigger: There's only one Tigger!! Phantom: I said _tigers_! Tigra: Did you call? Phantom: *Smacks forehead* FemiNazis: This is just stupid. *Stalk off muttering something about men in lycra* ^_^;;;;;;;>> O_O *giggles to death* This feminazi thing.. it's got so many possibilities! @_@ All this feminazi stuff inspired my own little interlude in this story: (^^;;) -------------------------------- **Pink and hyde are heading back from the grocery store and taking a shortcut back home. hyde notices a large group of women in bikini's up ahead..** [hyde] o_O Eh, nani are? [Pink] I have noooo idea, hyde-sama.. but they're in our way... hrm.. **In the midst of the group of ladies, one squeals** [Pink] *weeding her way through the bikini women* 'Scuse me ladies, I've got places to be and you're in my way... [Lady] EEEE! There's a pervert in here! He just touched my backside! O_O *turns around and notices Pink and hyde* *glares and points at hyde* YOU! Do you expect to get away with MOLESTING a member of the National Organization for Womyn like that? You'll SO pay-- [Pink] Uh, actually, that was probably me, sorry about that. If you take a good look here, lovely hyde is holding bags and too busy for grabbing ass, ne hyde-sama? ^^ [hyde] *nods* Un. Gomen-- [Several Womyn] *beginning to gang up on hyde* How DARE you, making this poor lady cover up for your perverted tendencies! [hyde] O_O;; Ano... Pinku-chaaaan... [Pink] *smacking the Womyn aside* HEY! He's a very valuable and fragile item there, and I'll be DAMNED if the likes of YOU touch him! Back off you buncha butch chicks! *moves hand over grenades* [Womyn] *confused at the way Pink has referred to hyde* ... [Lady] WHO'RE you CALLING a BUTCH-CHICK??? *anger slowly rising* *inside the FoTGTSBRiC base, Vero-chan, Athena, Trebane and Pat stare outside at the incident* [Vero-chan] ...who is that? [Athena] I don't know, but can you guys make out what's on her T-shirt? [Pat] ...?!? It's a 'BRiC t-shirt? *turns away for a second* I didn't know we had 'BRiC merchandise... [Athena] ...but we don't know who that is... and she doesn't appear to be heading here... *back outside* [Pink] *death glare* You shouldn't be randomly assaulting other people's property! *Shields hyde with one arm* [Hectate] Enough of this ladies... we have more important business to attend to... *tries to assess Pink* It appears that we have a misunderstanding.. I apo-- eh? [Pink] *ignoring Hectate completely and walking away* Come on hyde-sama, let's get this food home before my ice cream melts.. [hyde] Hai, hai. [Hectate] ...what on earth was THAT all about... *realization strikes* Hey! Quick, I want two of you to follow her! [Random womyn] Why? [Hectate] ... suddenly I think I'm not the only one who didn't immediately notice the T-shirt she was wearing... [Other womyn] Eh? [Hectate] She's one of the FoTGTSBRiC! I want... *points to a random lady* you and ... you to find out where she's going. [2 Womyn] RIGHT! *take off running* *inside the 'BRiC base again* [Vero-chan] ...and now two are going off somewhere... [Athena] *nods* [Pat] *flipping through a catalogue* ...maybe in black, or.. *outside yet again, but in the direction Pink left* [Lady A] ...and she's gone! I don't even see her in the horizon, or anything! [Lady B] Hrm.. *looks around and picks up..* ...Grasshopper cookies... *Back at the Gate 1 kitchen* [Pink] *digging through a bag* I can't find them, can you hyde-sama? [hyde] *empties another bag* No, but I KNOW we picked some up... [Pink] *thinks* ..crap! I bet I dropped them when I started running! [hyde] You know.. about that.. is there any way you could slow down a bit next time so I don't get windburned...? [Pink] Don't be a baby. :P But I really wanted some Grashoppers today! Stupid she-males... [hyde] *brings in envelope* Oh, I forgot! Pink-chan, you were supposed to go to the base today and have Ping show you around and meet the others.. I just got your authentication documents and 'BRiC ID in the mail the other day with an appointment date.. [Pink] Sounds good. Gimme the address...? [hyde] *blinks* Hey... weren't we just down this way today? *shows the papers to Pink* [Pink] *reads* O_O;; That's the place with all of those chicks outside! Oh man... [hyde] I'll get the missles... *leaves the room* ---------------------------------------------- *End (for now)*