It's a sunny day, and hyde is sitting on a couch playing guitar, while Pink polishes a dismantled missle launcher. The front gate intercom beeps and Pink rushes to answer it. [Pink] *pushes and holds a button* Hi, who is it? [Voice] Hi, my 5-year old is selling cookies for her girl scout troop, but she's too shy to talk herself... would you be interested...? [Pink] *stomach grumbles* Well, we ARE out of food since I forgot to go shopping.. ^^;; Sure, I'll take some... [Voice] *bright* Oh, thank you! *quieter* You see how easy that is, hon...? [Pink] No problem... be right out... *releases the button* Wierd, hyde-sama... [hyde] *looks up* Eh? [Pink] Someone came all the way out here to sell cookies.. *stomach growls* GEEZ, shut up... *puts her hand on her stomach and heads outside* [Pink] *punches in a pass code into a console by a small door in the gate* Hi-- o_o [Woman] ...wow... you look.. [Pink] ..just like me... Ah, anyway, the cookies? ^^ [Woman] Wow... let me give these to you, free of charge, this is just too amazing! ^^ What's your name? How old are you? Who knows, we could be twins, right? [Pink] Pink. And 19... [Woman] Ah. I guess not... I'm 20. The name's Magenta. Please, take these- [Pink] --you sure? *gets a box of cookies shoved into her arms* Thank you... [Magenta] No problem; this doesn't happen every day, right? *begins to leave, with the child in tow* [Pink] No, I guess not. ^^ Thanks again! *goes back inside and closes the door on the gate* Wow, free cookies! *opens the box* [hyde] O_O What in the... *heads outside to find Pink standing in a small crater* Pinku-chan, what happened?? [Pink] *wipes some ash off of her face and spikes what's left of the cookie box off of the ground* I SHOULD have went grocery shopping... THEN I wouldn't be hungry for FRIGGIN girl scout "cookies" that blow up!! It's the door-to-door unibomber! What the hell kinda name is "Magenta" anyway? Why that... *continues to scream, rant, and flail about* [hyde] Anoo... what kind of name is "Pink" anyway..? [Pink] GAAAAAAAH! *directs her glare over to hyde, who flashes a smile and dusts some ash off of her shoulder* [hyde] You gonna cry all day or are you gonna DO something? [Pink] ... ... ... *indignant* I'm gonna _yell_ all day. [hyde] Hai, hai. *Drags Pink off to the infirmary* [Pink] Ow, stoppit! Was just kidding, I'm GONNA do something! She'll be eating missles if she comes around HERE... *rants and flails* [hyde] Baaa-ka. ^o^;; Will probably be continued..